Total Medals Earned: 70 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 725 Points
Medals Earned: 3/52 (20/330 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/16 (55/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Ur PC is slow
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/345 points)
Go through the battlefield
Beat the game
Go through the sewers
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Beat the game without dying once
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/210 points)
Scratch an object while moving at maximum speed.
Finish the game.
Finish level 1 without hitting an obstacle.
Finish level 2 without hitting an obstacle.
Finish level 1 without reaching "red" hunger.
Finish level 2 without reaching "red" hunger.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)
Die
Kill a cop
Have 30 rats
Beat the game without taking damage
Beat the game without summoning anything
Parry a bullet
Kill a boss
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/55 points)
Create your first profile
Die in hardcore mode
Wear any hat
Place 250 raft blocks
Have 20 torches or more placed during day time
Catch 50 fishes
Create over 20 worlds
Kill Goliath the Bullfrog
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
You saved us all... or did you?
Collected all workout vouchers.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/255 points)
easy mode
The first of many
Double digits yippee
Coping, malding or seething rn?
Died yet?
Pissing your pants out of rage?
Please stop
YOU WIN WOYU WN :DDDDDD
Medals Earned: 9/21 (45/500 points)
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I hate it when this happens
Make the cursor fabulous